June 29th, 2008 by Lisa
Being the perfect boyfriend is tough. The ingredients invariably include - dashing good looks, a great sense of humour, a sweet but manly nature, a job (ideally), your own flat or at least not living with the parents, great dress sense, a car with a valid MOT, and a good relationship with the word commitment - phew it’s a tall order. Well, if stacking all of those absurd requirements up seems a trifle daunting, then don’t worry, there is another way to a woman’s heart requiring less effort, and that’s through her stomach. Introducing the Hunk of Love cake tin, with an Adonis-like torso and cake mix included, at the whisk of a spoon and a fan assisted oven you can bake the perfect specimen of a man. So whether you want to offer this to your better half as an “I love you enough to bake you a cake of a hunky man” (thus moving you up a couple of ranks towards the holy grail of perfect boyfriend status) or to share with your unattached friends to celebrate the sweetness of cake and have a piece of a ridiculously perfect chap- then it’s a winner. Accessorise (decorate) as you see fit - comedy Chippendale outfits have been our favourite, and you can adjust the tan level by adding cocoa powder as desired. So if it seems that the girlf wants to have her cake and eat it, now she can.
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January 24th, 2008 by Lisa
A tasty assortment of retro sweets and chocolates, you’ll find all the old favourites packed into this delectable hamper!
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January 23rd, 2008 by Lisa
Cadbury Chocolate money box machine plus 80 Dairy Milk Miniatures.
A children’s gift sure to delight and fascinate. This 25cm high Chocolate Dispenser holds 10 Cadbury Dairy Milk miniature chocolates and comes with 80 individual chocolates. Fill up the machine and dispense the chocolate using 10 pence pieces.
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January 23rd, 2008 by Lisa
The cutest way to deliver our Roses tin. This cheeky monkey will be a real hit and may even help you to share the chocolate around!
Includes 800g Roses Tin and a 14 inch soft toy monkey.
Toy suitable from birth upwards.
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January 20th, 2008 by Lisa
The Name a Chocolate box allows the lucky owner to choose their very own selection of 10 luxury morsels from a range of over 40 high quality handmade chocolates. This personalised selection will then be named and registered with the ‘Chocolate Foundation’ database and can be easily re-ordered for future cravings
The box will be delivered within 7 days of registering the personal selection, and then all the chocoholic will have to decide is to share or not.
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January 20th, 2008 by Lisa
Learn the art of the chocolatier and create your own delicacies on this great course held in either Manchester or London. The course offers superb training and a fascinating insight into the world of chocolate. You will have the opportunity to gain hands on experience in making exquisite chocolates (which you can take away with you at the end of your experience). Then, all you have to do is wow your friends with your new found skills!
On arrival at the venue you will be greeted by the chocolatier who will welcome you to the workshop with an introductory briefing. Then it’s down to business as you learn how to create masterpieces out of chocolate. You will have plenty of opportunity to gain hands on experience during the course. You will be able to take your tasty creations away with you.
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January 20th, 2008 by Lisa
Admit it…ever since you saw Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke feed each other various kinds of sweet goodies in 9 ½ Weeks…you’ve been dying to bring food into your relationship.
These body pens are the perfect place to start. You get two pens in a set one chocolate and one strawberry, each containing 40 grams of delicious flavoured liquid which is good to eat!
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January 20th, 2008 by Lisa
Remember that precious 10p you used to save till the very end of the day?
The only problem was what to choose…endless jars of gummies, lollies and chews made the decision almost impossible. Now you can have it all in one massive hamper!
We are proud to bring you the ‘sweet memories hamper’ a boxed crammed to the seems of all your favourite tuck shop sweets
We’ve carefully selected the contents and includes an assortment of everyone’s favourites.
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January 20th, 2008 by Lisa
We’ve all seen it in the curry house; a kind of curry ‘top trumps’ to see who can handle the hottest dish. ‘I’ll see your Vindaloo and raise you my Madras!’ But even the spiciest dish will seem like an ice cube in comparison to Death Sauce. We can’t possibly describe just how hot this sauce is. It’s hotter than Death Valley, hotter than Kelly Brook in a bikini, and 750 times hotter than a jalapeño pepper. In fact only two (now a panting tird!) members of our team were brave enough (or indeed daft enough) to try even a tiny drop.
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December 28th, 2007 by admin
Here at Totally Tacky we love funfairs. Sadly they’re not quite what they used to be. These days a trip to the fairground involves a muddy slog around local wasteland littered with rickety rides manned by chariot-twirling wideboys doing their darndest to make punters heave. Add to this the heady aroma of fried onions, cremated candy floss and raw diesel and you’re looking at a great day out. Not!
Maybe we’re reminiscing with rose-tinted glasses, but we remember when fairs were all about colourful carousels, whimsical steam organs and blokes with wax moustaches flogging miracle hair elixir. Or maybe we’ve been watching too many ancient Dick Van Dyke movies.
The point is, retro-fairgrounds rule. And no funfair would be complete without a good old fashioned Candy Grabber. And it’s with this very thought in mind that we ask you to roll up, roll up and feast your eyes upon this gorgeous model.
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