All lads over the age of 25 will remember the halcian days of playing classic table games such as Graham Gooch’s Cricket, Crossbows & Catapults and Risk.

None however could surpass the excellence of the mighty Subbuteo. After you’d picked your favourite team, ironed your pitch, and - if you were frightfully spoilt and frightfully rich - erected your stadium, you and your buddies would merrily spend hours flicking your little men to your heart’s content against your favourite opposition.

True, it was devastating when you decapitated a man (taking him off at the knee caps bought a whole new meaning to the Footballing World) and let’s face it, nobody actually knew the rules, but this mattered not a jot. There was not a better way to spend an afternoon. It’s official.

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The BCE table top football table is an ideal solution when you want the fun of a full-sized table but just haven’t got the room. Standing a petite 30cm high, this football table is great to play at home or to transport to your friends and gain a little pride as you beat them to a pulp and become master of the football table world. But be warned, your friends will want a rematch and you could be there for hours!

This wallet friendly football table is made of compressed wood and has a veneer finish. It comes complete with balls and players, bolt on legs and chrome hollow rods for the best results in durability. It even comes with a sliding scorer at each end so you can see your goals pile up!

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Guys, is the girl in your life always complaining that she has to go paddling after you’ve been to the loo in the middle of the night? Does she moan when she falls into the toilet because you left the seat up during the evening?

Introducing a solution for these common bathroom problems. It’s called the Lav Nav and which is short for Lavatory Navigator.

How this device works is very simple. When you approach it in the dark the light turns on thanks to its sophisticated sensor. Such technology makes the toilet a lot safer and easier to see at night without irritating your partner. Bathroom lights can be painfully bright in the middle of the night. So why switch them on?

The Lav Nav is perfect for those nights where you are staggering around trying to find the pee-hole. The Lav Nav Incorporates a night-light, visual targeting system, and “Put the damned seat down!” reminder technology, the Lav Nav is a practical solution to those familiar issues.

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The tight git wallet has sewn up pockets, perfect for the miser who wants to hang on to their cash. Being so tight, you will probably want to use the wallet. You can easily unpick the stitching and use the wallet as normal you tight git.

Ideal for a secret santa gift of christmas stocking filler.

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Fool your family, amaze your friends or shock your boss with these fun novelty tattoo sleeves.
Made from 100% washable nylon, simply slip on for an instant and realistic looking tattoo.

Stretchable 100% nylon - One size fits all.

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The inflatable wife is a low maintenance partner for a stress free and easy life.
Fed up with wasting all that valuable drinking time traipsing round shops? Then look no further, gadget pages is proud to present this the ultimate in pleasantly proportioned pocket partners. Totally silent, this little beauty nags about nothing. Thats right, NOTHING, not a thing, nix, nil, nought and thats exactly how much of your wage packet she’ll spend each week on her ‘essentials’ True our product doesn’t cook, can’t read a map and won’t satisfy you in bed, so what will you be missing? At least with our product you get man-time with your friends, and get to watch football uninterrupted. So go on revolutionsise your world, take this aid to true marital bliss home and utter these words…Snuggle up balloon features.”

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Introducing the toilet-time game for the avid golfer.

Lets you practice your putting on the loo!

If your a golfer who can’t get enough practice time, then potty putter is for you.

Now you can sink putts where no one else has sunk them before. The potty putter comes complete with a putting green made from the same professional carpet found at miniature golf courses and a ‘do not disturb’ door hanger. Potty putter makes a great gift item for the devouted golfer and for those looking to improve their putting.

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Mens vibrating hand massager your buzzom buddy!

Quick relief for overactive hands.

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How amazing is your football knowledge? Do you consider yourself a football genius? Do any of your friends argue they know far more than you? Well find out for sure if your football knowledge puts you in a league of your own with the Amazing But True Football Trivia Game.

With all the parties and pub crawls ahead of you a handy pocket sized football game is perfect for football enthusiasts everywhere. It comes with 300 questions on 50 cards, playing pieces and a handy fold away board all designed to conveniently sort the football fool’s from the Football boffin’s. You can even get into teams and group your knowledge to win the title of Trivia Champions…

For Ages 7 and up

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It is great being able to take digital photos but all too often they stay on your camera and don’t get seen enough.

Printing them all off can be costly and even then they often stay in the envelope and not on display. The iWallet is the perfect solution. It is a beautiful black leather wallet with the usual compartments for credit card and cash storage that you would expect. The amazing part is that it also contains a slim viewer that displays an album of your favourite photos. With an incredible 16MB of storage, the iWallet is like a tiny digital photo frame that can go everywhere you go.

You can take the viewer card out of the wallet and connect to your PC where the software will let you edit the album, so you can keep it up to date with recent holidays and party snaps. Your loved ones can record a message that you can play when there photo is displayed. Every time you open your wallet you will smile at the photos and sounds of your happiest memories.

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